1, By far the coolest language in the world. learning the writing system requires knowledge of around 3000 characters making it at least 2x as hard as spanish, french ect. cooler sounding words and much more awesome media to enjoy once you have learned it.
PersonA- Spanish is so much sexier and more sophisticated then Japanese

Person B- スペーン語なんて糞だよ、てめぇ、漢字さえ読めないこの馬鹿野郎!
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1) A man, woman, or child who originates from Japan, otherwise known as the Land of the Rising Sun.

2) The group of people who the Chinese and Koreans appear to have an intense hatred for.

3) The group of people who has an intense hatred for the Chinese and Koreans.

4) The language I wish I could speak and read.
1) Hello, sir, are you Japanese?

2) Jesus, children draw pictures of Japan being nuked in China and Korea?

3) Holy shit, did the prime minister of Japan just implied that the Chinese and Koreans were inferior people?

4) Man, how I wish I knew this language so that I could watch anime and read manga.
by BusinessMan August 15, 2006
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The race that all Asian tourists are assumed to be when they visit Europe.
Italian illegal iimmigrants to all passing Asians in Rome: "Konichiwa! Japanese? Yes?"
by Kvi November 21, 2007
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Anything hailing from the isle of Japan. Can also mean just plain strange. Man, when the Japanese get going, they can do some odd stuff.
"Have you seen my Hello Kitty vibrator? It's Japanese!"
by Daniel January 31, 2003
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1. An overrated race of Asia, in which now in modern days have anime which creates wannabes.

2.The most highly looked at race in Asia, by the outsiders. Which causes people to neglect other Asian countries such as Korea and China.

3. Have a lot of shared characteristics within their culture with Koreans and Chinese people.

4. These traditions are put into their anime, and the world automatically thinks that anything that seems modern, fancy, or cool is Japanese.

5. Have proved to the world that a country, which AT ONE POINT ate dogs (Some provinces of China, and some Korean cities... honestly.... these people were starving.... give these guys a break man) are WORSE than countries that at one point killed people in great numbers and raped the women of a country. (Look it up)

6. Anything that is made in Japan, and is believed by many to be reliable, advanced, and up to date.

7. A pretty good looking country which many wannabes wish to live at. Buildings are pretty much the same as Korean buildings. Temples at Japan are strikingly similar to Chinese and Korean temples. BUT more people know Japan for having those buildings.

8. Known for blaming their ancestors, and having wannabes blame their ancestors too.

9. Experienced the first atomic bomb directly. They say that there are other ways ending the war, with less casualties. (This is possible if you don't consider the Korean people and Chinese people which they would be constantly killing.)
(I'm half Korean half Chinese. When i say me i refer to these 2 races)
4. Guy: what kind of food do you Chinese people eat? (notice... s/he doesn't even care much about race... it's either you're Japanese, or someone else. All other Asians are just "Chinese"

Me: (I eat ramen, started in China. Look it up.) Ramen

Random Person: Isn't that Japanese?

Me: Ramen was started in China a while ago believe it or not, the way ramen is pronounced is very similar to its original Chinese form, la mian, so I myself call the dish Chinese.

Random Person: The Japanese people probably modernized it and made it better. They should be called different foods.

Me: The style in which it is made hasn't changed at all.

Random Person: (They still won't accept my answer) Come on man just tell me a food that you eat that is ORIGINALLY Chinese.

Me: (saying my food isn't Chinese is insulting enough, so i walk away now)

5. Girl: I hate you stupid (gooks/chinks) how could you guys eat dogs... why can't you guys be a more civilized race like the Japanese?? (Blah blah blah)

Me: *sigh*We don't do that anymore. Notice how this girl just randomly believes that we still eat dogs, yet she doesn't think that Japanese people still slaughter Chinese or Korean people.

Girl: I don't care, I can't believe your people even did that once at one time.

I myself have actually been in all the conversations which are shown above.
by Rambling Fool November 4, 2009
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Nice people.
Bombed pearl harbor.
talks fast.
Japan is Dirty as fuck.
i know i lived there and it was over by tokyo to.
Annoying people.
but there very loving.
Drama kings/queens.
Ugly teeths.
Slutts.
They place
consists of having
Ciggerates vending machines.
Porn vending machines.
Disgusting stuff toys like stuff animals but
Boobs and penis's. at a place where little kids play.
Awsome cool picture taking place.
Yummy candy.. and not very many japanese dress they way you think they dress.
Most of them are rude. They're still causing problems in the world.
So theres a girl she's a military kid.
She was at a soccer game coming back.
and going on base from another base in japan.
and she saw ALL these japanese people holding signs to telling us americans to go back to america.

Japanese people are rude.
by Asian(: January 24, 2009
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- Best asian Wrestlers.
- Weakest military.
- Love's baseball but isn't good at it.
- Very smart in math, science, and technology.
- Has one of the great technology.
- Most hated race in Asia due to historic reasons.
- Arrogant and selfish.
- Great speakers and compromisers.
- Dispute problems with the Chinese, Filipinos, and Koreans.
- Loves pornography and hentai.
- Longest living humans.
- Strongest emotionally weakest physically.
- Loves sushi.
- Can be friendly.
I am Japanese and I love sushi!
by Mr. Tamishiki August 17, 2007
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