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1. japanese rain goggles
it is when a woman is squiting vagina juices in your face, and you have to squint your eyes like a japanese man, and you wish you had goggles on to protect yourself.
when going down on a squirting woman, and you squint your eyes like a japanese person. it's as if you are wearing japanese rain goggles
2. Japanese Rain Goggles
Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.
She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.
3. Japanese Rain Goggles
When orally pleasing a girl and she is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and you wish you had a pair of goggles.
You know you've pleased your woman when she gives you the Japanese rain goggles!
4. japanese rain goggles
When a man puts his nose in a females vagina while she urinates/ejaculates causing him to squint and wish for protective eye wear. (i.e. swimming goggles)
Terra gave me japanese rain goggles and ruined my new silk duvet
5. Japanese Rain Goggles
A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.
She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles
6. japanese rain goggles
when a woman smudges her breast into the face of a man.
dude i got a japanese rain goggles last night." "whats that?" " my girlfriend shoved her tits in my face!
7. Japanese rain goggles
When a woman squats down on your face and empties her bladder. Her ass cheeks will, if done appropriately, keep her urine out of your eyes just like a set of goggles would. Sometimes an enema might also be involved if you really love each other.
I was freaked when she wanted to do the Japanese Rain Goggles on me, but it was totally worth it.
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