|1.||Japanese Gas Pedal|
A Japanese Gas Pedal is where you sit on the ground face to face with someone and you stick your foot in this person's crotch. Then you grab their ankles and pull. It's a rather painful maneuver that people rarely let happen to them voluntarily.
I was kicking JoJo's ass when he somehow managed to give me a Japanese Gas Pedal. This ended the fight and confused me at the same time, because I could have sworn that he was Chinese.
Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.
She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!
|3.||FAP- Fairfax American Princess|
1. (n) A person who is from the Fairfax Virginia Area who is a well educated, spends well, and is highly regarded by their peers
2.(adj) Containing the Qualities of a FAP- the constant starbucks runs, the personalcredit card, thier own car, cell phone etc, never has to pay for anything
could also be bap or jap
Caitlin was considered a FAP because her parents bought her a brand new Mustang Convertible for her birthday-and paid for gas as well.
What muscle car fanboys always compare their cars to, or assume is the only Japanese car ever made, despite the existence of other Japanese cars that are much more suited for racing.
That aside, a Civic is an economy car that yields good gas mileage (around 40 mpg). Unfortuantely, there are a handful of young reckless drivers out there who take their Civics and rice them out (read: rape them), giving Civics and their owners a bad name.
<Random person A> I drive a 1963 Corvette that is on the verge of self-destructing. And you?
<Random person B> I drive a Mazd--
<Random person A> WTF!!! YOU DRIVE A JAP CAR?! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!! MY VETTE CAN TOTALLY WHOOP YOUR CIVIC GUARANTEED LOLOLOLOLOLOL
<Random person C> I drive a Civic.
<Random person D> OMG WTF RICER *takes out AK-47 and points it at RPC*
<Random person C> ...what? I only use it for going from point A to point B, I never think about using it to rac--
<Random person D> *blows RPC's head off anyway*
<Random person C's ghost> ...idiot.
derogatory term for an Asian woman usually an angry bitch.
"That dragon lady won't stop starring at me with her little squinty eyes."
guy1: "Hey. Where do you take your dry cleaning?"
guy2: "The dragon lady at the corner by the gas station."
A name for vagina I heard on American Dad. Pretty damn funny if you ask me
Francine: "I've been shoving recycled carpet stuffing up my jap johnson to save money and you're spending a fortune on gas?!"
To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven
Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.