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Bo-jankidy

A more "redneck" style of saying "ratchet" ;another word for ratchet
Guy 1: Yooo dawg look at this sweatshirt i found!!
Guy 2: Nahhh g, that shit hella bo-jankidy
Bo-jankidy by umop əp!§dn August 10, 2019

B'jankity 

A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).

The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.
"Holycrap, that test was freaking b'jankity!"

"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."

"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"
B'jankity by Alycia H. April 17, 2008
When something is in seriously bad condition, yet it still works
the jankity wrench was corroded, but it still fixed the bike
Jankity by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010
A pretty looking friend. Always trustworthy never tells secrets. Really easy to make friends with. Loves food and going to restaurants. Really hard to get as a girlfriend. Some times sensitive. Is a loyal girlfriend. She might be mean but that her aditude.
Janeidy loves food.
janeidy by Happy alive March 13, 2018
something thats messed up, cheep, crappy, broken, Not Up to standards
whoa now that bed was jankity dude.....braw
jankity by s2dadizzle January 25, 2004

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy 

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.