jankenstein 

anyone showing janky behavior or doing something jank or janktified to a unbelievable degree.

Can you believehe came up in here wearing that bullshit, looking like jankenstein himself.

You locked ya keys in the car with the car running? That's that jankenstein shit right there.

jankenstein by King Swag July 30, 2008

Jankees 

The word Mexicans used to describe the New York Yankees. For some odd reason, Mexicans can't pronounce Y's and often replace the letter with a J.

Hey Pablo, I love the Jankees.

Jankees by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008

Jenkems 

jenkems is when you shit and piss in a plastic bag, leave it for a week, then when you open it, inhale and you get fried as a mother fucker

damn, me and nick matheson were doing jenkems on the weekend, trippy time yo, when i passed out, he put his balls all over me , and i was all like, "damm!!!, put that shit on /b/, gunna be a lot of bitches fapping to that CP" and we did, and now we do jenkems evry night

Jenkems by pedobearsalloverthacp January 22, 2009

jankem 

the MOST discussing drug, first you shit in a bottle then you pee in it? right? then you cover the neck of the bottle with a balloon and place in in the sun for a week, called cooking jankem, after that you breath in the gas that the poop makes (methane) and you start seeing stuff like dead people, and purple dragons for DAYS

guy1: dude i really like that time when you farted in my face, i kinda got a little high
guy2: dude that could be cheaper then pot
guy1: yeah free, but what if we could increase the intensity like poop and pee in a bottle, then we cover it with a balloon and let it sit in the sun
guy2:ok i got to pee, but your shitting in a bottle
guy1: and then we could breath in the gas it makes just like farts we should call that shit jankem

Guy3: ok... you guys are fucked up

jankem by waltrulz January 26, 2008

jankem 

stuffing feces into a bottle and inhaling the fermented methane to get high

"yo take a hit of this jankem"
"who's was it?"
"mine"
"k."

jankem by acold7dusta August 21, 2007

Jankees 

A terrible baseball teams nickname after losing game seven if the Alcs to the sweepstros

“Hey you you wanna go se the sweepstros beat the Yankees?”
“The Yankees? Do you mean the Jankees”
“Oh yeah mb”

Jankees by Flypboi October 22, 2022

jankers 

military punishment: punishment for a serviceman or servicewoman who has committed a military offense

'He was up in front of the OC (Officer Commanding - usually a Company Commander (Major)) and got 7 days jankers"

jankers by BillW April 23, 2006