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ie Master of the custodial arts
"I am a master of the custodial arts, or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it!"
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A player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. He gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor. "Mike you are such a janitor. You didnt have one legit kill you puss."
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1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad. 1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard! |
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A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late. Matt Damon: DON'T DO IT, MAN! NOT YOU, MAN!!!!
Student: Shut up, janitor. |
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When a girl is giving you a blow job, and just as you are about to ejaculate, you whip your penis out of her mouth and jizz all over the ground. Then you mop it up with her hair and throw her down a flight of stairs. Jim: Wow jake, you really gave her a good janitor. you should be a real janitor.
Jake: I thought mopping up my jizz with ur mom's hair made me a real janitor (sobs) |
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n): A guy that hooks up late in the night at a bar or a party, by 'sweeping up" the leftover drunk chicks. It generally refers to hooking up with riffraff, but can be used as a shrewd tactic if played with the right timing.
v): The act of playing janitor. "Rick's game aint so good, most of his hookups come from playing janitor"
"Last night Ray totally janitored that hot asian girl from the sorority house down the block." |
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1.A Janitor of your neighborhood,city,town,state can refer to a member of your local drug syndicate,or organized crime mob. He is the individual who holds the key's. The "key's" represent "something" such as quantities of various drugs,valuable or rare information, Valuable knowledge such as( geographical,info., personal info., inside info.).
2. The Janitor can also be designated, or named by a group,gang,orginization(faculty) as a whole to be the individual who does "dirty" jobs that no-one else can stomach , or that no-one else necissarily has the expertise or know-how,patience, etc. to complete efficientley. 3. The Janitor , holds the "keys" that can unlock the entire "school", "building", "office", "complex", etc. The Janitor posesses the keys to life, thus everyone wants to be "friends" or on the good side of the janitor because he can always find you a shortcut, or the quickest route to where you need to go. He has the lay of the land, see's all, hear's all, and can help you out when you need it the most.
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