an annoying woman, usually pretentious with very large teeth.
"I wish she would go away, she's acting like such a Janice."
"Please close your mouth Janice"
Everyone knows Janice. Janice is the volunteer hall monitor for the world. Don't you know nothing would get done around here without Janice? The world owes Janice a favor without even realizing it, and Janice loves it that way. Janice is the woman in your office who never smiles, even if you just paid her a compliment while a baby coos at her. Janice is too BUSY to smile, because Janice spends all her time covering for all of your sorry asses. Janice sends out mass emails about how if people don't remove their things from the office kitchen by Friday, Janice will throw them away, even though no one has given Janice this authority. Janice likes to come to your desk while you're on the phone, wave a manila folder full of things you didn't request in front of your face and sigh, "You're welcome." Janice bought a birthday card for a co-worker you don't know and signed your name for you. "You probably forgot Barb's birthday is today. I signed your name. You're welcome." Janice isn't smug or put-upon so much as she's a invigorated martyr, in incredibly sensible shoes. You wouldn't know know about that; you always wear those heels. Well, Janice did that when she was younger and it messed up her feet and it'll mess up yours too. Don't think it won't! Janice can give you the number for her orthopedist. You're welcome.
Oh my god, Karen won't let me order a new stapler. Who does she think she is? The Janice-of-Office-Supplies??
A Janice is a deep poetic, music loving smiths fan who has the unstoppable compulsion to her express her feelings in long, sarcastic rants that include talking to herself and others in a rather crazy fashion. This girl is a hardcore vegetarian who needs a steak chewy toy and can be what is only described as the love child of matilda and a moomin. :3
Boy: Wow that girl's face is being ate by a tissue! :O
Girl: Yea that's Janice, she is soooo trippy
Boy: Oh lol. Is she creating some kind of ILLUUUSSSION?!
Janice: HEY ATLEAST FINISH MY NAME! >_< ~ throws cat~
Girl and Boy: okk.......
A bitch. No one likes her. Although, she has a nice smile at times. She is cold hearted and a terrbile mom.
I feel so bad for her family, they're stuck with that Janice.
A very beatiful white girl with dark brown hair who is average height and she is such a Nigger Lover
dude do you see that girl flirtin with them black dudes she is such a janice!