Although a small innocent creature, Jane is a fun packed little bundle of fun! She is the sweetest thing you will ever find and she is definitely one of a kind! Jane is really easy to get along with and when friends with her, you just don't want to let go of her! If anyone can bring out a smile, it is Jane! If your name is Jane, consider it an honour, because you will achieve alot in life and make alot of people happy! Even though Jane is small, her beautiful face and amazing personality makes size not count. Always up for a dirty talk, Jane is sure to send you away with great memories!
Jane's Dirty Talk: I'm Wild!
by chocchipmuffin July 24, 2011

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Jane is a name usually used as a ones actual name but in reality its their middle name. Janes have super perfect flowy straight hair even when they do nothing to it.

Janes can be really creepy at times by laughing at random moments. They also are really smart but procrastinate quite often. They also stress over things like whether they should wear shorts or jeans.
Person 1: *laughs
Person 2: why are you laughing?
Person 1: oh im just laughing because i thought of something that happened days ago
Person 2: omg you're such a Jane
by mia_t031 May 25, 2014

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A yorkshire term for an asshole that has had so many men through it it no longer has muscle memory and unable to please all but the largest of cocks. Usually someone with a Janes Farts in public but makes no sound.
Guy 1 " Before we go home tonight i must warn you i have a Janes"

Guy 2 " Thats alright you have a mouth dont you
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The most amazing, beautiful, intelligent, funny, just over all perfect girl you will ever meet. Everyone is always jealous of her and always wants to hang out with her. She always knows what to say in awkward situations, and she's so fun to be around. If you're friends with a Jane, you are a very lucky man.
Person 1: I wish I could be like Jane!
Person 2: Yeah, she really knows how to get the party going.
by SALERMI Man March 12, 2015

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Englishman who hangs around mens toilets, breathing heavily and challenging the many theories on the meaning of life. Janes's will commonly use a van to transport themselves from public toilet to public toilet.. praying on the innocent.
" dude i was taking a piss after lunch and this Janes appeared and was asking me how to draft a P6 schedule!"

" This janes the other day was wearing a gas mask and fisting himself in one of the cubicles.... i decided to piss on the street "
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1.Later 2.See you soon 3.Watch your back
1: See you Ja Ne
2: Ja Ne Honey im off to work
3: Ja Ne new kid learn your place
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An englishman with a debilitating disease known as penisminimus " small cock syndrome ". due to the inabilty to please females they are quite commonly used by the gay community as a "coming out" partner, as the pain would not be as severe.
" Man it must be cold in here, or your just a janes!"

" I want my first man on man expierience to be with a janes, it wouldnt hurt as much as a normal guy"
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