A Jane Hathway, as reference in Archer Season 1, Episode 10, is when your lover slaps you across the face with a wet salmon, spills its guts on the floor, dances a jig on the guts, and then vomits on your chest, all in a sexually provocative manner.
Dude, swear to God, she gave me a Jane Hathaway right on my chest.
- Office Coworker in Archer.
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A sexual act in which a woman has an orgasm on a mans chest.
Dude, swear to God, she gave me a Jane Hathaway right on my chest.

- Office Coworker in Archer
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Brett Bunsen, in s1, ep10, "Dial M for Mother " states he received a Jane Hathaway right on his chest when he had sex with Lana Cain (pretend sex). Further, saying that he was so disgusted he could vomit.

IRL, it means he came in her rectum during anal sex and while returning the favor with oral sex, her riding his face, she left a Santorum on his chest.
Dude, she did a Jane Hathaway, right on my chest.
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