| 1. | Fucking | ||
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what a guy does when a girl is having sex with him John: "Hey Bill what is sex to you?"
Bill: "Its what Jane does while iam fucking her" John: "damn that Jane of yours is fucking sepiatone(dope) Bill: "John you are fucking dead" |
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| 2. | one-sided love | ||
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This type of love does not seem to be mutual, and most people in a "loving couple" tend to discriminate against this, saying it is not a type of love at all. One-sided love commonly occurs when a relationship or marriage breaks, and one person moves on, while their spouse constantly thinks of them and attempts to win them back, often in vain.
See also: obsession See also: infatuation Consider: love triangle John loves Jane. Jane loves John. Jane finds Jake. Jane now loves Jake. Jake loves Jane. John is sad, because he still loves Jane. John experiences one-sided love, even though Jane does not acknowledge that.
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| 3. | Analemma | ||
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A dilemma where one sex partner wants to engage in anal intercourse and the other does not. Dick and Jane are having sex. Dick wants to have anal sex and Jane does not, they have now discovered that they have an analemma.
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| 4. | Mary Jane | ||
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'Mary Jane' or 'Mary':
A womans vagina. A small group of women i know dont like any of the words used for this part of the female anatomy and have therefore taken it upon themselves to create a new word to represent it. One that would represent the sanctity and femininity of the female 'piece'. Mary Jane was born. Variations: Bloody Mary - To be 'on the blob Hail Mary - To have an orgasm Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow - Generally code sung by women to let a friend know they have bush showing out the side of their bikini! 'She's got a hairy Mary'
'I was on a horse and all the bobbing up and down bruised my Mary Jane' 'He buried his face in my Mary Jane till i screamed Hail Mary!' 'Not tonight love - Unless you want a Bloody Mary' |
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| 5. | Jane | ||
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n. a person who does everything more beautifully, easily and stress-free than you...and even if she doesn't she'll lie and say she does
n. one who is always overly-happy and never admits to facing failures or challenges All the Janes in my life have their babies in three pushes and leave the hosptital wearing their size 3 jeans.
This Jane in my neighborhood always has homemade cookies and fresh-squeezed lemonade for snacks as opposed to my packaged Goldfish and juice boxes. "That's fabulous! I can't wait to get their files!" exclaimed the Jane in the office next door genuinely as she took on three extra clients in addition to her already packed 80 hour work week. |
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| 6. | atheist | ||
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One who does not hold a belief in a higher power of any kind. One who chooses to control their own destiny and not rely on a mythical figure to do it for them. Contrary to belief, Atheists are not Satan worshipping heathens, as one would have to have a belief in God in order to believe that Satan exists. Jane does not pray, go to church, or celebrate Christmas. She is an atheist and feels that participating in the affore mentioned activities would make her a hypocrite.
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| 7. | faded | ||
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Stoned, baked, high. DOES NOT MEAN DRUNK. If you say "ah I'm so fuckin faded!" and you're drunk, not high, you'll look like a dumbass and everyone will know that you're a poser. I just smoked a fat bowl and I'm fuckin faded!
It's 420 bro, let's get some mary jane and get faded! |
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