Jane Doe was rejected from every branch of the United States military, so he bought a ticket to Normandy, and killed a bunch of Nazis with a rocket launcher.
by The Fucking Mailman April 5, 2021
by Kronstantinople May 12, 2021
When you break up with a horrible boyfriend and he becomes 'dead to you', but he's being a little bitch about it. He has now earned the tittle of jane doe.
All the ex boyfriends that won't go away, all the ex boyfriends that are completely irrealivent to the world, all the ex boyfriends that think they are amazing but in reality are going no where in life. These are John Does; but the ones that do all that and then call you crying and blaming you for whatever and thinking there is still a chance. The ones that show up empty handed at your house unannounced. The ones that you don't miss and your main focus is how to get them to leave you alone. Those are Jane Does.
All the ex boyfriends that won't go away, all the ex boyfriends that are completely irrealivent to the world, all the ex boyfriends that think they are amazing but in reality are going no where in life. These are John Does; but the ones that do all that and then call you crying and blaming you for whatever and thinking there is still a chance. The ones that show up empty handed at your house unannounced. The ones that you don't miss and your main focus is how to get them to leave you alone. Those are Jane Does.
Girl one: "sooo Jane Doe showed up at my house last night..."
Girl two: "OMG, will he ever go away? What did he want?"
Girl one: " He was crying so I threw him a box of tampons and went back inside."
Girl two: "OMG, will he ever go away? What did he want?"
Girl one: " He was crying so I threw him a box of tampons and went back inside."
by eiggaMAD October 11, 2015