Foreskin amputation

I saw John's pecker he's got a foreskin amputation.

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Amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.

Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical book is the best book for the novice amputationist.

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Nightmare of every man.
Doctors propose it as the last resort in case of gangrene, or dick cancer.

-Whats with that dickless Jason? He cries like a girl all the time.
-He had a cancer and suffered from dick amputation. So he's literally dickless

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to abuse someones wallet, to charge full price for every service we offer. No breaks, no dicounts, no NOTHING!! Just full price.

I gave Mr. Beehan the Jamulation of a lifetime.

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A term used in volleyball when the hitter attempts to spike the ball, but jumps too early - resulting in a loss of the point.

Man, we would have won that game if it wasn't for your premature jumpulation.

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Someone with a PHD in amputation.

Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical Book. It's the best book for the novice amputationist.

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Someone with a PHD in amputation.

Kez: What's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical Book. It's the best book for the novice amputationist.

Get merch