Jammered 

(verb.) When one consumes an extremely excessive amount of food after getting a serious case of the munchies from a heavy weed smoking session, causing them to become bloated and ill.

"Last night, the boys and I smoked way too much weed and proceeded to get brutally jammered; We literally ate everything we could find in the kitchen, and I felt so sick."

Jammered by Acceptable November 24, 2014

Jimmered

Verb. The act of being punked, embarrassed, shown up, humbled, shamed, owned, outclassed, humiliated, served, schooled, crushed, disgraced, and utterly disrespected on the basketball court.

San Diego State got jimmered when Fredette carried BYU with 43 in Wednesday's victory.

Kevin Durant jimmered the T-Wolves for 47.

Jimmered by Kdurant February 18, 2011

Jimmered

The act of being smoked by the best player in the NCAA men's basketball. Jimmer Fredette

You just got Jimmered!!!!

Jimmered by JimmerFredette January 13, 2011

Jimmered

To be repeatedly scored upon by Jimmer Freddette, with a variety of off balance 3 point shots, off balance drives, and amazing long shots.

San Diego State got Jimmered Wednesday night, allowing the senior to score 43.

Utah was Jimmered right before halftime, as Fredette knocked down an almost half-court shot.

Jimmered by crushingcougz January 27, 2011

Jammetrd 

Intoxicated beyond abilityt to write/compose approprite text message.

Hey honey... Can you come pick me up because I'm jammetrd!

Jammetrd by rod1979 September 12, 2011

Jimmered

Word used when one totally makes a fool of someone else who is guarding him. This word can also be applied to someone who scores more than 40 points in a game.

Hey did you see Brian at the basketball game yesterday?

Yeah he totally Jimmered the guy who was guarding him and put up 50 points.

Jimmered by Bnindo1231 March 28, 2011

jammered 

jammered(verb, past tense)- to be so intoxicated that you pull out your tie through your zipper and piss in your pants.

Tryce got so jammered at Breaton's that he hooked up with a mailbox.

jammered by Aloyisius Cornbleuth July 9, 2004