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Jersey Slamma-Jamma 

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.
I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.
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A tall, handsome demigod. Man from hip up, God from hip down. A Jamaar is usually very intelligent and grounded. He can get along with everyone. However, If a Jamaar doesn't like you, you will know it. A Jamaar is a kind individual with a hard exterior, yet soft middle. He is a good friend and even better listener. He doesn't tend to dwell in the presence of fools. Jamaars mate for life but are extremely picky about who they choose to settle down with. They often choose royalty to consort with. They are known to produce impressive offspring as a result of their perfect "D's" If you have a Jamaar hold onto them, they are valuable and will provide a lifetime of enjoyment.
The guy is such a Jamaar!
Jamaar by Definition.org May 31, 2015
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Mamma jammas 

Tits, boobs, 2 curves formed on the chest of a female human species, with purpose of feeding offspring, a play thing for the male species and offering pleasure for the female
Annie bought a bra cup D. It barely fit her!
Wow! Look at the size of her mamma jammas!
I now definitely want an impregnation session with her, sticking my sausage in her veggieburger, while swimming in her mamma jammas!
Mamma jammas by Fukaface! April 19, 2019

Jamama Bowl 

A delicious snack in a bowl with yogurt and Jello. Must be in a bowl to be considered a Jamama Bowl.
"Guess what my mom packed me for lunch? A Jamama Bowl!"
Jamama Bowl by LuciousSully April 5, 2013
Jamaal: An extremely handsome, Ambitious, Honest, funny, protective, intelligent, faithful, generous, sincere, captivating Man
who has the ability to make anyone smile. Jamaal is the most Incredible man in the word and is often referred to as 'Mr. Incredible' by his amazing girlfriend who absolutely adores him <3:P.... in other words..COMPLETE PERFECTION!!
Girl 1: I wonder if that fine piece of man is single.
Girl 2: I sure hope so.. he is fineeeeeee!

Jamaal's gf: Bitch please.. find your own Jamaal.
Jamaal by iNessLoveJay October 20, 2013

don't pull out the 9 jammal 

when someone tries to act intimidating but in reality is weak.
He screamed boo at the top of his lungs to scare them, but they said "don't pull out the 9 jammal"
Ja-May-a

A girl that is really awkward but is the best to hang out with. Don't ever duck with her man or she'll fun you all the way up. Anyways she the finest thing out there but most niggas sleep on her.
Man: Jammea got a big booty.

Man 1: Yeah but I would never date her because she's a good ass friend.
Jammea by Jasinonyourdaddy December 19, 2016