noob from cambridge.

james is a noob
he doesnt like the tube
he loves phrases like "uber"
but he can't play the tuba

no, this is the bass man
but he has no bases for plans
he's more holmenated that you
go go gah choo

he aspires to be come a flea
so he can sit on your knee ;)
yet he never feels shame
and he can win the game (all laugh at jack)

my small and errect penis!