The most badass President in history. When elected, he said that he will only serve one term and promised to make the US a continental power. In four years, Oregon, Washington, California, Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Idaho, New Mexico, Texas, and parts of Wyoming were part of the United States. He died three months later. He could kill a man by just staring at him.

11th president of the United Sates; also said to be the first white man to have a Chinese character as a tattoo.

The bane of Mexicans everywhere.

Killer, thief, corrupter of traditional values.