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9.
Twat who can't sing and entices the hearts of 12 year old girls everywhere..
Having said that, he surely is a modern poet: such rhyming couplets as face and place, and do and you..
I think we can all agree it inspires us all..
And the power behind a verse of 'la's' because he couldnt be assed to write anymore..Beautiful!
James Blunt: I saw your face in a crowde face and i don't know what to do,
as long as i whine about it at least i'll go double platinum - woo hoo
by Wadey7 April 26, 2006
 
1.
1: A rubbish singer songwriter, who likes swimming when it's snowing.
2: Rhyming slang for "Cunt"
1. James Blunt is shit!
2. You are a complete James Blunt
by William (It was really nothing) January 20, 2006
 
2.
1) A Singer with floppy brown hair, who sings like a woman.
2) Cockney rhyming slang for c**t.

Org. South London
1) Have you bought the new James Blunt album? Its very moving.
2) Oi Mate, stop being such a James (Blunt).
by Random Jack March 30, 2006
 
3.
When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.
I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
by Josh March 06, 2006
 
4.
Modern rhyming slang for cunt.
You, sir, are a James Blunt.
by .rhys. August 16, 2005
 
5.
A very trite, hackneyed, and stale singer/songwriter of British origin with a spooky ability to make you feel weepy and overcome with emotion, regardless of whether you love or hate him. Also British Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt". Go figure.
Def. 1: Dude, how does James Blunt DO that, make you feel unhappy and romantic at the same time? Yes, I KNOW his music sucks. That's why it's so weird.

Def. 2: Lindsay, stop being such a James Blunt. It's SO not attractive.
by Maddie S. November 26, 2006
 
6.
Cockney rhyming slang for cunt
Do you take me for a complet James Blunt?
by Liam Daniels February 09, 2007
 
7.
Considered a songwriter, but really a crossdressing woman or a boy who grabbed his balls too hard. Needs to learn to shut the fuck up. Other names are Blunty, Cunt, james blunty, james blunder.
*very high voice* I think im gay, i think im gay, and im noooot beautiful. (Sung by james blunt)
by Sarah And Kitty April 28, 2006