When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.

A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.

Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone

Individuals who have no regard for the feelings of other persons, ethnic groups, etc. Jabber jocks usually are abortion enthusiasts, laugh at natural disasters, and take extreme delight in the abuse and death of children and the elderly.

A form of catcalling that discreetly disguises the words "Hey gurl" into the word "Eggroll!!!" Most of the time girls don't get it and almost every time they smile, so it's a good way to get the self esteem up.