the male genitalia also known as a penis.

A condom or prophylactic.

-New to the area, relatively
-How you say.. trunk is void of all junk
-The boy can dance (see "Zayuuum")
-Other half of his black friend Toemas
-Known for expressing his inner angst through the "trrr" (see Suburban Boys)
-Occasionaly prone to Narcolepsy
-Sweet crib
-Uncle who bears an uncanny resemblance to a popular Country singer.. nice.
-Skimmin fo life, that's riiiight.
-Girls flock to him like fat kids to a cupcake
-Frequently inquires as to what is really good with his companions
-Bascially just the man, we love.