jalobes 

Another name for breasts.

Megan has nice jalobes, but mine are better.

jalobes by Kate Charlton May 20, 2008

slop jalops 

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.

Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.

slop jalops by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013

Jalope 

A really shitty automobile

"Chippy's car is a complete jalope"

Jalope by Wish.....JEWish December 12, 2004

jalopees 

Another word for a jalapeno!

Can I have some jalopees on my pizza please...

jalopees by Yayakirby42 March 3, 2019

flop em jalopems 

A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.

Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.

flop em jalopems by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007

Jalupes

Jalupes. A thing two kids created. A mix of otter pops and a sports drink. Its good try it. Its sweet. Add tajin for an extra kick.

“Hey bruh lets make some Jalupes.”

Jalupes by JalupesBestGirl August 22, 2021

floppy jalopies 

Saggy and pancake like breasts that are very floppy and limber in nature and form.

Africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.

floppy jalopies by Dameese February 17, 2009