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5. jalop
v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.
After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.
1. jalop
To smack or attack someone with a penis.
*thwack*
I just jaloped you!
by Cosmixmaster Jun 30, 2003 add a video
2. jalop
a dumb or goofy person
your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.
3. jalop
the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.
There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.
4. jalop
Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.
"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*
by Ahndi Sep 25, 2003 add a video
6. jalop
What Cosmix said
by AHH Sep 24, 2003 add a video
7. jalop
To lift a person through the sides by gripping with both hands.
You better shapeup or else I JALOP you.
by Rosaroso Tomeno Dec 9, 2003 add a video
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