jalop

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

by Cosmixmaster July 1, 2003

jalop

a dumb or goofy person

your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.

by roger khouri November 27, 2007

jalop

being greedy over food or too damn big

There is no reason you should’ve that much on yo tray it’s giving jalop

by ajtherealest March 29, 2023

jalop

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.

After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

jalop

Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.

"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*

by Ahndi September 25, 2003

jalop

the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.

There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.

by Deek Méhöfwright June 14, 2010

jalop

What Cosmix said

by AHH September 24, 2003