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1.
Uzbek for
1) whore (neg., vulg.)
2) expression of extreme amazement (vulg.)
She is a jalap!
- She is a whore.

Woy, jalap!
- Holy shit!
by rustamabd June 17, 2011
 
2.
Jalaps: Noun. Etymology Spanish, Jalapeno. Likely to occur. Syn: Maybe, Probably, Most Likely.
Sentence: Are we going out today? Jalaps Jalaps
by Hewa February 04, 2005