Jalani

"Mighty Warrior" aka the realest nigga put there. Nobody fucks with Jalani because Jalani is a beast. You mess with Jalani you mess with their crew.

"Damn, he's the Jalani on the block."
"This kingpin is a real Jalani!"

by I knows November 21, 2014

Jalani

A name that means "Mighty Warrior".

Individuals with this name are usually leaders.

Our boss' name is Jalani.

by heavery February 26, 2009

Jalani

A boy who warms the one he loves heart, loyal, respect . Get yourself a Jalani and see how your love life will change.

Jalani is the best.

by February 14, 2021

Jalani

the most gangsta person you will ever meet who can recite every line from "You've Got Mail"

"I'm tooken" and "I feel some type of way..." (angry voice)"I'm pettin' a dog and it feels good!"

by JAKIZZLE...his boo bear! April 23, 2005

Jalani

Reaction to being assaulted and mugged in Dagenham at 4am by someone posing as a policewoman

I was weak and weary resting on a park bench when a lady in a tracksuit claiming to be a policewoman asked for my wallet, I complied and handed it over before she hit me and ran away. In hindsight she probably wasn't a person in authority and I felt a right 'Jalani'

by Davey Rainbow September 19, 2013

jalanie

a beautiful, funny girl with mental issues and just wants to be loved. treated like nothing and just wants to focus on her future

she is like jalanie
jalanie is so funny

by nora lyshik April 28, 2021

Jalanie

Jalanie is a beautiful, caring and loving person.
She has beautiful eyes and a weirdly sexy walk😍. She is a great person and a great girlfriend.

Jalanie is a great girlfriend, get you a girlfriend like Jalanie.

by Nellyv November 23, 2021