Jadeums 

How Much I miss Jade, I Love Her To Bits And Wouldn't Have Her Any Other Way.

Don't Stop Belivin' xxx

Has missed jade like... so much it's not even got a word yet, as such i name it, Jadeums xx <3

Jadeums by RomanticFool December 30, 2009

jakeussy 

wet pussy

that jakeussy was more fertile than mesopotamia

jakeussy by anonymous July 15, 2022

jakeussy 

very wet boy pussy

that jakeussy was so moist

jakeussy by jakeussy July 15, 2022

Jakeum 

A Jakeum is morsel of candy likened to marshmallow peeps, except these are in the shape of the mythical creature the world knows as Jake. A short, stocky, boy shape, with a disgruntled expression painted on the face, and a black spot on the top of its head to represent "Jake's" awkward haircut.

A mere squeezing of the Jakeum’s round belly results in a loud, high-pitched squeak of desperation.

The main feature that distinguishes a Jakeum from a peep is that rather then being coated in sugar, this marshmallow treat is coated in salt.

"I bought my girlfriend a box of Jakeums for Valentines Day, and she went into hypertensive crisis and stroked out after eating three of them."

Jakeum by Korey11 March 4, 2009

Jakeussy 

The whitest boypussy around it’ll change your life

Gay guy 1: yo have you tried the Jakeussy
Gay guy2: i have it changed my life, gave me a 6 figure job and a nice husband who pops my cherry every morning and night

Jakeussy by jakeussy July 15, 2022