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Jakes are really amazing guys. Usually the tall, dark and handsome type. Ladies, look deep into those eyes because they are no where near as plain as they look from a distance! Jakes usually are really manly and buff, but have the cutest man-giggle ever. Their smiles are contagious and they have the cutest dimples ever. Jakes are guys who will respect you and your personal space, and have a certain chivalrous quality that is indeed acceptable by today's standards. He's the kind of guy you can tell all your secrets to, and share your dreams with. Never judge a Jake by his cover, because they can seem like total douches, and even come off as pervy; when, in reality, they are loving guys! You don't have to try much to catch their attention, a little bit goes a long way. They are super easy to talk to and make the average girl want to have a happy spasm.
Girl 1: So Jake and I started talking last night!

Girl 2: Shut up, he is so hot!!! What did you guys talk about?

Girl 1: Everything. Politics, marriage, parents, school, boys, girls, romance, food, and other random stuff.

Girl 2: ..... Have you ever talked to him before?

Girl 1: Nope. Not a word.
by someteenagedgirl May 13, 2013
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A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.
She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!
by Knowledge Doctor May 05, 2008
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Jake. That intimidating, yet soft and fuzzy guy. He's intelligent, good looking, incredibly athletic, and adorable. A Jake will light up a room just by walking in. His amazing personality makes you grin. He's also Ann amazing friend, and brother. A Jake is also very protective. You hurt him, his family, his girlfriend, and his friends be prepared for hell. A Jake is a wonderful boy, with great eyes, a nice smile, and an amazing personality.
Person 1: Hey, look at that cute guy over there!
Person 2: Ohh, look at him. He's got to be a Jake!
Person 1: Totally :)
by KLB :) December 16, 2012
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an extremely hot, sweet, nice, irresistable guy that will do anything for the one he wants. He also has the hottest body in the whole wide world and is very fuckable.
Omg! Look at that guy over there, he is such a jake!!
by rockmonstaaah June 16, 2008
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is the sweetest guy you will ever met. he is a country boy at heart, and will do anything for a woman. he's one of the guys that will let you win at pool even though you suck. a boy that is old fashioned that opens doors, orders your food, etc..
have you seen kristen's jake?
by kristen.carter.26 November 30, 2008
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a sexy beast from the north, far better looking and far better in bed than ross.
by pot noodle October 26, 2005
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The life of every party, the kind of guy ladies love and guys envy
Bob: Wow, look at that dude, he's a total jake.
Lisa: No kidding, I wonder if he's single...
by jjmcphee007 April 16, 2009
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