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when a Jake goes to Malia with the lads and gets contacts to replace his glasses because he knows girls out there won't think he has little eyes because thats what everyone who knows he wears glasses thinks, he also doesn't wear shorts for the whole holiday and instead goes out in formal attire.
Girl 1: who is that spicy mysterious character and why isn't he wearing shorts?

Girl 2: i dunno but he's kinda sexy and his eyes are of normal size

Jake: my target is 2 girls a night

Everyone: woooo jakeonmalia
by droneon January 18, 2013

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