Jagermonster 

The state of mind and physical appearance assumed after finish a vast quantity Jagermeister. Usually characterized by loud exaggerated claims of physical/sexual prowess, wanton destruction of anything in the immediate vicinity, and the complete abandonment of any standards regarding the opposite sex.

"Dude did you see John turn into the Jagermonster last night? He told the entire party that he could jump rope with his dick, drop-kicked the front door off its hinges, then got head from the albino chick!"

Jagermonster by J.M.D.U. January 30, 2008

JagerMonster 

1.) A cheaper (and tastier) version of the Jagerbomb where one substitutes Monster Energy drink in lieu of the Red Bull.

WARNING: Often leads to an inebriated state and regrettable decisions. In other words, this drink can turn you into a Jagermonster

2.) Can be used in the past participle -- The state of being one enters after multiple JagerMonster shots which can range from tipsy to fall-down drunk.

1.) "Let's throw back some JagerMonsters and get this evening started right!"

2.) "I'm so JagerMonster'd that I'd be willing to go home with you."

JagerMonster by StillDruckinFunk August 19, 2009

jejemonster 

a person who writes and types words in a different form or style; grammar losers; see jejemon

you text like a jejemonster.
are you a jejemonster?

jejemonster by nevercryjustlaugh May 6, 2010

CakeMonster 

a girl that flirts with a guy but when a guy asks her out she always says no

Josh:Tavia is such a tease
bill:wat you mean?
Josh: I asked her out and she said no
Bill: She's a CakeMonster thats why

CakeMonster by AlexNae September 27, 2008

Jagmonster 

One that goes crazy in the bar for doing shots of Jager.

"Damn, we needs a round of Jag up in here!"
"Geeze dude, the way you drink Jag, you'd think you were a Jagmonster or somethin'"

Jagmonster by Chris Calon October 8, 2007

Jakemiester 

A Badass and amazing lead singer for the band Sound Dynasty. He is the founding member and perpetual badass of todays music. He is also large dicked.

Jakemiester is da baddest muh fucka around, I want his autograph!

Jakemiester by J-miester October 4, 2008

Jailmonster

A term describing individuals who, outside prison walls, appear to be good, normal, even kind people—but once incarcerated, transform into monsters capable of extreme cruelty, violence, and atrocities against other inmates. The Jailmonster phenomenon reveals that character is not always stable across contexts; the prison environment can unleash capacities for violence that were dormant or invisible in free society. Sometimes extended to prison guards who similarly undergo a transformation behind bars—becoming torturers and abusers in a context that enables and rewards such behavior. The term captures the disturbing truth that monstrosity is not always an intrinsic trait but can be a product of environment, power, and impunity. The "monstro de cadeia" is not a different species; they are people placed in conditions that make monstrosity possible—and often, rewarded.

"He was a quiet neighbor, a good father, never in trouble. Then he went to prison for a minor crime. Inside, he became a monster—raping, killing, terrorizing other inmates. Jailmonster: not a different person, but the same person in a different world. The question isn't who he was; it's what prison made him. And that question haunts anyone who believes in simple good and evil."

Jailmonster by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 6, 2026