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When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.
I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!
by FoxxxyKuuu June 17, 2011
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To be deserted, blown off or otherwise ignored by a close friend.
Though we arrived at the event together, I got jaked and thus had to find my own ride home.
by Dillon Robert November 07, 2015
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To have someone touch you in your sleep, a lot like rape but not as bad.
Dude, I so got jaked last night, I woke up with a hand up my shirt.
by uhfsdhfusdh August 08, 2007
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When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')
"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"
by Highpod February 26, 2010
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To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
by Victimofjaking March 11, 2014
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v. When you pronounce or write something wrong
Kody: He should right a book!
Ashley: Don't you mean write?
Kody: No, I jaked it.
by ashleyyymarie March 08, 2011
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to screw somebody over, or to get screwed over in a BIG way.
Tom was supposed to get a large raise in pay this quarter, but he got jaked as it was given to Bob instead.
by trucker May 29, 2006
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