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5. jaked
to be really high or drunk. Or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.
hey john are you alright.(huh???)
Dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi
1. jaked
completely and totally fucked up off alchohol beyond all recognition. usually associated with drunken rambling, irratic dancing, and vomitting
Jake got totally fuckin jaked at the party last weekend.
by fartknocker Apr 26, 2004 add a video
2. Jaked
To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).
Yo fool, you should of seen Paul last night, man....he was JAKED!
by Brizzock May 17, 2003 add a video
3. Jaked
To be dropped off at a random location, not by choice.
Jake: man that bitch made out with some one right in front of me
Matt: So what did you do?
Jake: I dropped that bitch off at a gas station
Matt: hahaha man that bitch got jaked
4. jaked
v/adj.
1. to be extremely intoxicated
2. to get fucked over
3. to be a mcmillen
4. to get caught out by the po po or to be not stealth as to lead to getting caught out by dem po-po.
yo libby, you are so J4L (jaked for life)
6. Jaked
When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.
I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!
7. Jaked
v. When you pronounce or write something wrong
Kody: He should right a book!
Ashley: Don't you mean write?
Kody: No, I jaked it.
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