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144.
(verb)To accidentally spill drinks all over yourself, giving you the appearance of someone who has pissed their pants and or sweated profusely.
Holy shit kid did you piss your pants?
No I Jaked myself
by M. Pfeifer, G-wol September 21, 2006
67 148
 
1.
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .
wow, i really want a jake (:
by kaylan March 13, 2008
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2.
A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.
She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!
by Knowledge Doctor May 05, 2008
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3.
Jake is the cutest boy you'll ever meet, or look at, he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever, he's the best friend you'll never meet, he is loveable and caring, if somethings wrong he'll try to make everything better
I love you Jake <3
That boy is so cute. . .

Well he should be, he's a Jake.
by Breathe Carolina April 27, 2009
2714 1787
 
4.
A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.

hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!
by DUde 1093u04984 April 21, 2008
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5.
the police.
we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over.
by xtended klip aka lil logan August 15, 2002
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6.
a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.
"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds"
"no problem!"
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
by manbearpig69 April 12, 2008
3773 3083
 
7.
sexy man who is incredible at fucking and has a great bod.
wow, look at him, he is such a jake
by emily francesca May 25, 2008
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