look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
107.
to put something together haphazardly or inefficiently.
My TV antenna broke so I took some duct take and jaked it together.
by Jake McClenahan May 25, 2005
 
1.
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .
wow, i really want a jake (:
by kaylan March 13, 2008
 
2.
A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.
She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!
by Knowledge Doctor May 05, 2008
 
3.
Jake is the cutest boy you'll ever meet, or look at, he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever, he's the best friend you'll never meet, he is loveable and caring, if somethings wrong he'll try to make everything better
I love you Jake <3
That boy is so cute. . .

Well he should be, he's a Jake.
by Breathe Carolina April 27, 2009
 
4.
the police.
we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over.
by xtended klip aka lil logan August 15, 2002
 
5.
A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.

hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!
by DUde 1093u04984 April 21, 2008
 
6.
a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.
"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds"
"no problem!"
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"
by manbearpig69 April 12, 2008
 
7.
(N.) The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He's caring, sweet, compassionate, stunning, trustworthy, breathtaking, and the only guy that can completely sweep a girl off her feet. The one boy on the planet that knows how to treat a girl right and keep her smiling twenty four hours a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year. He's perfect from head to toe and there's no combination of words that could actually express how incredible he is. I love you baby<3
My boyfriend's name is Jake and he is the love of my life. There's no one that could ever replace him or love me the way he does.
by chanel saiid November 14, 2009