alot of defonitions i have seen on here put this compleatly blows goths out of proportion.

1] goth/gothic is but a genre that is usually associated with the more morbid-er thigs around. if a certain someone *coungh* FLUFFY *cough* was to find a dead animal carcas(AKA road kill), we would find another one and put it on the top of those minature racing cars and drive it around, seeing who could get the most scares. but thats not necessarilly goths. i do that, but that can be concidered sick, inhumane and wrong. but hey, it gets a few laughs going.

2] goths are NOT people who are always depressed, thats those fucking whiney EMOs, with their stars, stripes and fucking converse and MCR and fall out boy and all those fucking gay bands with fucking side fringes. *cough* sean wilson *cough*

3] goths DONT slit their wrists, once again, thats those tacky litle inbreds called EMOs.*cough* sean wilson *cough*

4] they usually have a morbid sense of humor.

5] some goths like different music tastes. i for one love dimmu borigr, immortal and cries of distortion.

6] some goths take part in burning churches *cough* FLUFFY *cough* but thats mainly associated with SATANISM.

7] goths arent usually satanists

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A pirate that steals gold deblooms or other goods when the owner is not looking.

One who works as a plastic surgeon, taking excess booty from big bottomed patients in order to accumulate the biggest booty in the world.

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being so awesome or campaigning for the wii that you are w117
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A 300+ pound 20 year old male who is known as the "Lord of the Wash" for his mastery of getting "washed", or drunk. He is rarely seen not wearing a elaborate custom tie-dye. He drinks heavily and has a large vocabulary of unique slang.

Any one person who is a skeptic,loves Star Wars (except gross episode 1), has two children and is terrible at any and all board games. and takes huge dumps. (see marcus)