Simply put, anything. Can replace any noun in any sentence. Most notably, the word is either used to reference a penis or someone who is a really flaming idiot.
Suck my jagon.
Dude, my physics teacher is a jagon.
Go get me that jagon over there, I'm too lazy to grab it for myself.
The color of that car is very jagon.
The black man had a large jagon.
You're a jagon.
An alien sex organ. Comes from the episode of South Park when they discover that Earth is just a reality TV show.
"Oh yeah, you got my jagon all hard!"
The penis located on the right shoulder-blade of an alien. Comes from the episode of South Park when the cast finds out earth is just a reality show.
Suck My Big Alien-ized Jagon!
the penis on the shoulders of aliens on southpark. these are seenin the cancelled episode, a real classic.
oooohh yeah! suck my jagon!
One (male or female) who has breasts in the shape or form of torpedoes. Commonly mistaken for a noun adjective or verb that can placed anywhere in a sentence.
Can also be used in place of the noun torpedo tits.
Frank: You're dipping your jagon in my drink as you're bending over!
Ben: Oh my bad i guess my jagon does get a little out of control! (controlling laughter for thought of being on inside of joke) Right guys!?
Frank: Yeah, you've got some crazy jagon all right.
A quick reference to a cock or another foreign ( alien speciese ) equivilant of a
yea baby, suck that jagon
A relative of the dragon. A mythical creature with a slong of epic proportions which uses it's beast to slay evildoers and bone bitches.
After the jagon was done warding off the bandits, he came upon a herrim of women and boned those bitches.