Dude, my physics teacher is a jagon.
Go get me that jagon over there, I'm too lazy to grab it for myself.
The color of that car is very jagon.
The black man had a large jagon.
You're a jagon.
Can also be used in place of the noun torpedo tits.
Ben: Oh my bad i guess my jagon does get a little out of control! (controlling laughter for thought of being on inside of joke) Right guys!?
Frank: Yeah, you've got some crazy jagon all right.