Erica: "I wish my boyfriend treated me right."
Jackie: "You need a Jaelen."
Mike: "I wish I could dance."
Rob: "You would be a total Jaelen!"
One who announces things like "I went bowling with a cute girl yesterday" or "I cant talk right now I have to go lift weights" in an attempt to look cool.
One who claims to have "owned" everyone.
JAELEN: *walks up to front door and rings doorbell* "hey dont come to my house because I wont be home. Im going to go to the mall with a girl."
YOU: Why the hell are you telling me this?........ who the hell are you?"
JAELEN: "See ya"
2. Saying something incredibly dumb.
3. Degrading yourself by stating something obviously dumb.
"I met this one girl, she claimed she was smart but by what she said, i could tell she was jaelen."