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Can be 'insensible'?
Like in Aerosmith's song?
If don't, help me!
'Cause I'm the one that jaded you
by themeron August 08, 2007
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drunk, buzzed, under the influence of alcohol
drinking a lot of alcohol and being really tipsy and drunk...youd be jaded
by hmm December 07, 2004
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The most prominent term used from the most burned out DJs, party goers, clubbers and ravers from the 1990-2010s until present. Sometimes used to reference the charming memories of music, production, DJing vinyl records, amazing parties, or mysteriously waking up in a cuddle puddle grounded by 100s of other people who have no fucking clue how they got there 30 minutes ago either. Later as the "Jaded One" ages they willingly connect with others just as jaded as they are and laugh endlessly about their life experiences.
Examples:

"Hmm I guess that's why Jeff is Jaded?"

"Why is that guy just standing by that speaker in the dark corner the whole night?"
Reply: "Don't mind him he's just jaded."
by UberJaded Trancer March 04, 2016
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v. the act of transforming from a bitter, twisted and cynical soul into someone that melts into a ball of goosebumps and chills by the smallest dose of Jade.
I never thought being Jaded would feel so fantastic!
by alphamaleNFI January 06, 2007
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To have a very hairy vagina/or ass.
damn Mark Wilson is jaded.
by ryley hall March 06, 2005
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to be all nice to someone when your with one set of friends but when your with another set of friends you act like you dont know them.
ray was bing so jaded when i said hi to him today
by nicale October 19, 2006
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when a guy rubs one out; jerking off, masterbation
I only jaded once in the shower this week!
by igotthis September 20, 2009
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