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having no-one to be there for you; doesn't have their eye set on anyone, or have any crushes
there's no-one in this whole band, i am so jaded.
by anonymous June 06, 2004
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an awesome green day song that is really great cause it sounds like an old school punk song; the song is about a burnout who says that quiting will get him nowhere and basically that since his life is all right screwed up ready, it wont hurt to continue smoking weed
Always look forward,
Going straight will get you nowhere,
There is no progress,
Evolution killed it all,
I found my place in nowhere
by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004
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When your high as hell!!!. particurally high on marijuana
by Koos Koos January 09, 2007
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The state of being paralytically drunk; speech may no longer make sense and vomiting is highly likely. You'd be very lucky if you remember your actions whilst jaded.
Omg if drink that much we'll definitely get jaded
by Jxde October 19, 2014
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Slightly drunk; buzzin.
Yo fool I'm jaded.
by Eric the Red November 07, 2003
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Jaded is an uber-fast-paced rock song by the band Green Day. In most versions, it is directly preceeded by Brain Stew and the two songs are segued together.
Dude, I totally love that song Jaded. *air guitars* na na naaaaaa na na na naaa na naaaaaaa na!
by Fizzler December 21, 2006
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The feeling one gets when bullied or abused (usually racist) by a monkey of low intelligence
"I felt Jaded after that watching that thicko on Big Brother"
by Steve Ayland January 23, 2007
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