Jacob is a short motherfucker but he's also funny. He makes everyone laugh. He's usually mart but other times he's dumb af jacob is pretty awesome!!!!
Hey guys that guy is funny, ahhhh he must be Jacob!!!!
by Danielle205255 January 27, 2017

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An adorable yet extremely strange guy. He's obsessed with Minecraft and can usually be spotted with a Bryce or talking to one. Can be annoying but he is also good at either causing or breaking an awkward silence
Wow.... Jacob is kinda weird but pretty cool... Who's that other guy he's with?
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by GG🎮Borialis January 16, 2017

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The nicest boy you will ever meet. He has hazel eyes that you could get lost in. He looks after all his friends and especially his girlfriend. He is the guy every girl sticks in the friendzone, except those who REALLY like him.
Margaret: Look at the new boy
Emily: Oh my gosh, he is such a Jacob!!
by Jamily01280330 March 11, 2016

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Usually a d-d-d-d-d-douchebag
"Did you hear about Jacob?"

"Yeah he's a douchebag."

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the boy that will do anything to make sure you're safe
"Jacob why did you tell on me?"
"I wanted to make sure you're okay."
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by Jadzzz June 29, 2017

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He digs in his butt.and thinks he's all that but he ain't.so yeah
Me :Jacob.b. Digs in his butt
by That young gurl April 02, 2017

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stanky , shity , never whipe his ass .
girl .1. jacob smell like ass and fretos

girl.2. i know write they say he dont take showers girl

girl.3. he smell like ass and hotdog water
by swagboy96 March 20, 2017

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