A vile, lecherous pervert. The only reason he doesn't jerk off in public is because his gut doesn't let him reach easily. Almost certainly has sick sexual fantasies about every single woman he sees (and probably a few of the men, too). Limit communication as much as possible. If you recieve anything from him, burn it as soon as possible to prevent contamination of your personal belongings.
Jacob: I dreamed about you last night, Casie...
Casie: Fuck off, Jacob.
by WEEBTRON April 05, 2017

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He digs in his butt.and thinks he's all that but he ain't.so yeah
Me :Jacob.b. Digs in his butt
by That young gurl April 02, 2017

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a literal fucking god
jacob is my idol i lovehim
by cancersynthesis March 29, 2017

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stanky , shity , never whipe his ass .
girl .1. jacob smell like ass and fretos

girl.2. i know write they say he dont take showers girl

girl.3. he smell like ass and hotdog water
by swagboy96 March 20, 2017

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-One tough mother fucker
-loves America
-loves hunting and fishing

-no one talks shit about him
-great fighter and a great lover
-He's there for you if you need him
-very romantic

-he's known for not being fucked with
-very caring

-takes care of his girl and friends

-can be very racist
-he's from Texas

-loves his guns

-very warm hearted
-loves the outdoors
That's Jacob for you
by Backwoods badass March 14, 2017

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Jacob is the type of guy who will give you butterflies when he touches you. he's a sweet, sexy, funny, athletic, smart, lovable man. he's an amazing kisser. he makes your heart sore. when your with him he will have your on an all time high. he treats you like a princess. he makes you feel like theres no one else in the world. he give you the best advice when you need it. he always looks on the brightside of things. you could never go wrong with him. he's deffently a keeper.
#omg jacob is really worth my time
by Baby Jakez March 14, 2017

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The best friend someone can ask for. He is sweet and considerate to everyone, and is always willing to lend a helping hand.He can always be there for you, and doesn't rely on anyone to deal with his problems. He is typically quiet around most people, but is very outgoing with his friends and family. Strangely enough,he loves violence.
Me: Did you see that guy? He's so hot!
Friend: Right? He must be Jacob!
by AshleyLizMax March 06, 2017

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