Insanely small penis, Is very very gay, good at running
Dude you have a jacob?!
But i can run!
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by Skinniest penis February 19, 2017

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A slang term used for marterbating with a screw driver while licking a butt hole
Ugh I want to go home to Jacob.
by Shit balls February 09, 2017

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A Ginger who thinks he can pull but only has a 3 inch hard penis.
Who is that ugly kid?

That I'd definitely a Jacob
by chasjdr2002 February 08, 2017

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Has extreme mental problems and often struggles with anger issues, he is a ver petty and has devilish good looks
God Jacob's annoying
by JK running January 31, 2017

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Jacob is a short motherfucker but he's also funny. He makes everyone laugh. He's usually mart but other times he's dumb af jacob is pretty awesome!!!!
Hey guys that guy is funny, ahhhh he must be Jacob!!!!
by Danielle205255 January 27, 2017

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The most amazing guy out there, Jacobs are funny, kind, attractive, tall, and have great hair. Even though at times Jacobs can be incredibly annoying, they always find a way for you to forgive them. They are the most trustworthy people and no matter what time of the night it is, a Jacob will listen to you and be your shoulder to cry on. Jacobs sometimes tend to fall into the friendzone, but that's only because they're the best guy friend you'll ever have. Love you :)
Girl 1: I've been so stressed, how have you been holding up lately?

Girl 2: I have a support system

Girl 1: what do you mean?

Girl 2:...Jacob

Girl 1: Luckyyyy
by Foxyyy7278 December 19, 2016

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He looks like a literal bean
Guy: Do you see Jacob
Porch Monkey: Oh I thought it was a bean
by Mega Monkey July 21, 2016

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