A homosexual who loves dick a has a Macdonalds hairline
You're such a jacob
by Honk my horn January 20, 2017

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An adorable yet extremely strange guy. He's obsessed with Minecraft and can usually be spotted with a Bryce or talking to one. Can be annoying but he is also good at either causing or breaking an awkward silence
Wow.... Jacob is kinda weird but pretty cool... Who's that other guy he's with?
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by GG🎮Borialis January 16, 2017

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He looks like a literal bean
Guy: Do you see Jacob
Porch Monkey: Oh I thought it was a bean
by Mega Monkey July 21, 2016

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The nicest boy you will ever meet. He has hazel eyes that you could get lost in. He looks after all his friends and especially his girlfriend. He is the guy every girl sticks in the friendzone, except those who REALLY like him.
Margaret: Look at the new boy
Emily: Oh my gosh, he is such a Jacob!!
by Jamily01280330 March 11, 2016

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Jacob is the kindest, smartest and most caring person I have ever met. He always makes me happy and he has no idea how amazing he is. I don't know where I'd be without him. Every time I see him I can't help but smile. His face is beautiful and his personality is the best out of anyone else I know. He makes me laugh more than any one else can and I know that I never want to lose him. He is my best friend, he is everything.
I love you :)
'He's so smart and good-looking. He is literally perfect.'
'His name is Jacob, that's why!'
by LORI THE HUMAN March 08, 2016

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a gay faggot who loves gay porn, small dick, gets triggered
jacob is gay
by Kuya Steve June 09, 2017

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a literal fucking god
jacob is my idol i lovehim
by cancersynthesis March 29, 2017

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