A slang term used for marterbating with a screw driver while licking a butt hole
Ugh I want to go home to Jacob.
by Shit balls February 09, 2017

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The most amazing guy out there, Jacobs are funny, kind, attractive, tall, and have great hair. Even though at times Jacobs can be incredibly annoying, they always find a way for you to forgive them. They are the most trustworthy people and no matter what time of the night it is, a Jacob will listen to you and be your shoulder to cry on. Jacobs sometimes tend to fall into the friendzone, but that's only because they're the best guy friend you'll ever have. Love you :)
Girl 1: I've been so stressed, how have you been holding up lately?

Girl 2: I have a support system

Girl 1: what do you mean?

Girl 2:...Jacob

Girl 1: Luckyyyy
by Foxyyy7278 December 19, 2016

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A Jacob is someone who faps to a Covergirl commercial, Ellen, Opera, and anyone's mom. Beware, Jacobs have been known to prey on children and teenagers.
Girl 1: You remember Jake?
Girl 2: Ya, he dated me just to get close to my mom.
Girl 1: He's so weird. He's such a Jacob.
by Theginger_binger November 29, 2016

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A man who is depressed and has an 8 inch strapon up his arse and he is also wearing one, he can also never get a woman. HE IS 420 ASIAN.
Your such a jacob
by NICE KUNT November 27, 2016

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A fat retarded dwarf midget who likes trannies. Thinks he's a player but when he goes out with girls from school he gets no suck.
Is that a Jacob?
Sure is, lets watch him get no suck!
by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016

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I'm sorry bitches, but the name Jacob has been ruined by Mr. Satorious.
"Hey Jaco-"
"SATORIOUS??? CUZ JACOB CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF!!"

"I meant Jacob Hawking. Our friend."
via giphy
by HitDaMerasi October 14, 2016

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He looks like a literal bean
Guy: Do you see Jacob
Porch Monkey: Oh I thought it was a bean
by Mega Monkey July 21, 2016

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