A slang term used for marterbating with a screw driver while licking a butt hole
Ugh I want to go home to Jacob.
by Shit balls February 09, 2017

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Has extreme mental problems and often struggles with anger issues, he is a ver petty and has devilish good looks
God Jacob's annoying
by JK running January 31, 2017

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Jacob is a short motherfucker but he's also funny. He makes everyone laugh. He's usually mart but other times he's dumb af jacob is pretty awesome!!!!
Hey guys that guy is funny, ahhhh he must be Jacob!!!!
by Danielle205255 January 27, 2017

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The most amazing guy out there, Jacobs are funny, kind, attractive, tall, and have great hair. Even though at times Jacobs can be incredibly annoying, they always find a way for you to forgive them. They are the most trustworthy people and no matter what time of the night it is, a Jacob will listen to you and be your shoulder to cry on. Jacobs sometimes tend to fall into the friendzone, but that's only because they're the best guy friend you'll ever have. Love you :)
Girl 1: I've been so stressed, how have you been holding up lately?

Girl 2: I have a support system

Girl 1: what do you mean?

Girl 2:...Jacob

Girl 1: Luckyyyy
by Foxyyy7278 December 19, 2016

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The nicest boy you will ever meet. He has hazel eyes that you could get lost in. He looks after all his friends and especially his girlfriend. He is the guy every girl sticks in the friendzone, except those who REALLY like him.
Margaret: Look at the new boy
Emily: Oh my gosh, he is such a Jacob!!
by Jamily01280330 March 11, 2016

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Jacob is the kindest, smartest and most caring person I have ever met. He always makes me happy and he has no idea how amazing he is. I don't know where I'd be without him. Every time I see him I can't help but smile. His face is beautiful and his personality is the best out of anyone else I know. He makes me laugh more than any one else can and I know that I never want to lose him. He is my best friend, he is everything.
I love you :)
'He's so smart and good-looking. He is literally perfect.'
'His name is Jacob, that's why!'
by LORI THE HUMAN March 08, 2016

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Jacob is the type of guy who will give you butterflies when he touches you. he's a sweet, sexy, funny, athletic, smart, lovable man. he's an amazing kisser. he makes your heart sore. when your with him he will have your on an all time high. he treats you like a princess. he makes you feel like theres no one else in the world. he give you the best advice when you need it. he always looks on the brightside of things. you could never go wrong with him. he's deffently a keeper.
#omg jacob is really worth my time
by Baby Jakez March 14, 2017

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