A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens and testicles each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes to his room and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend. He then pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
The rabid Jacob lunged at the children and their chihuahuas. He ate the chihuahuas as an appetizer, then slit the kids' throats and drank the blood until they looked like deflated whoopee cushions. He then wore their skin as a coat, and ate every last bit of their body. He then grew stronger after he took their tortured souls.
by carpediem1234 October 22, 2013
romantic and very loving person
vary kind hearted
a fighter and a lover
bold
has anger issues often
falls for girls easy but gets over them well
never scared of anybody
and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever met said brittney.
by i grew up in the suberbs August 25, 2008
A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.
Sally: Hi Jacob!!

Jacob: Hi Sally :]

*Sally melts into a little puddle of unbelievable happiness*
by alwaysandforever0421 July 14, 2009
A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.
"Hey, is that God's brother? Nope, it's Jacob."
by joesmoe February 28, 2007
undefinable, indescriable lad.
I am so in love with Jacob.
by gabigabbygabi June 11, 2005
A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the bedroom.
OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
by Andorhbw March 04, 2009
A funny, sporty, sweet, smart, down to earth, gorgeous man. Knows how to say all the right things to turn your day around. Can bring a smile to your face with one look at him and your heart will race while your mind loses track of everything. Gives the best hugs on earth and is comforting when needed. He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He can make you the happiest girl on earth. He's someone you'll never want to lose, and someone you'll never forget. He'd make the best boyfriend ever.
Jacob
by Laina_C September 22, 2012
is the sweetest guy you may every meet, he knows what to say and when to say it. he has most beautiful eyes;easy to get lost in. he is very easy to fall in love with. he is rarely known to break your heart. he can make you stop in you tracks and watch him walk by. when you see him all you can do is smile. is reslly good at a lot of things. he is known to make you feel lke the most beauiful person in the world. he wont ever understand why you love him as much as you do even if he says he does he really doesnt. he'll never make you do something you dont want to. and he is always the first one to apologize. he'll never lie, and he'll tell you what he thinks. he is just amazing. he is a really good friend. he is really funny someone to keep you laughing. he is the one you'll pick over your own boyfriend, even if your madly in love with your bofriend. jacob is maybe one of the most perfect guys in the word! you'll fall right in love with him the minute you see him.
girl:jacob!
jacob: hey i was just thinking about you!
girl:what about me?
jacob:just you. i wanted to talk to you just thinking about you.
by emily(: February 28, 2010

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