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No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.
"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?
by ApuNahas March 28, 2013

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*a veryyy hot,beautiful,perfect looking guy
*smooth with his words,so percise
*falls for girls hard but gets over them easily
*loves ACTION sports
*adored by girls
*not very much liked by X gfs
*guys get jealous of him easy
*has anger issues(high tempered)
A: whos ur bf
B:jacob!!
A: OMG u lucky bitch!!!
by born2ride June 13, 2009

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A really cool person who can be very pleasing in every way possible. Uses the words "Love" and "Sweetie" all the time, but only because he is a Romantic.
Jacob: "Hello sweetie"
Person: "You must be a Jacob"
:)
by KatiexKilljoy April 11, 2009

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Someone who is mysterious and impossible to figure out. Just like a maze: once you get him, he changes. He is known to be a little fruity, but once you get to know him, you won't even notice. Although he's a little weird, he finds a way to get to be very important in your heart. He's great at sports and being sociable. He's definitely one you want to keep as a friend forever.
Guy: That guy acts a little weird...
Girl: That's just Jacob. Once you're friends with him, you hardly notice.
by MrHedgehogLove July 06, 2012

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A guy with a extremely big penis and knows how to have a good time. A very sweet and hot down-to-earth guy. He treats girls with respect and with care and love. Any girl would want him.
"Did you see that guys dick? He must be Jacob!"
"That Jacob is so sweet!"
by definitelynotjacob November 18, 2012

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(noun, plural) Balls, testicles, nuts. A popular term in Cockney rhyming slang. Taken from Jacobs crackers, a cracker manufacturer, it rhymes with knackers, which is itself a popular British slang term for balls. Used to great effect by Brick Top in the Guy Ritchie film "Snatch."
If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off!
by Talmanes December 01, 2005

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The act of squeezing your friends butt checks, in a loving and friendly manner. Similar to a goose but much less creepy and nothing to do any sort of upward motion.
Briana is so sweet. She loves to show her affection by giving us all some Jacobs.
by bnj12345 May 04, 2009

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A guy who is shy at first, but once you get to know him, is a friendly, funny, generous, and overall social person to you depending on your attitude towards him and others. Jacob is a dude who shines his brightest around those whom he considers a friend, as he tends to get confident when around them. Jacob is philosophical and wise even if he denies it due to his modesty. Jacob might be made fun of by some, but is something just barely short of an attraction towards reasonable and similar people who see the world like he does.
Random person: Hey there!
Jacob: Oh, hi...
Random person: Wanna hang out at lunch? I'm pretty bored and forward.
Jacob (With an obvious demeanor change): Sounds pretty cool. So, what's your name?
by Aguywhoknowsaguynamedjacob July 27, 2013

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