A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.
Sally: Hi Jacob!!

Jacob: Hi Sally :]

*Sally melts into a little puddle of unbelievable happiness*
by alwaysandforever0421 July 14, 2009
A crackhead who touches men in the genital area, who screams about Harry Potter while doing the dirty deed
"You know Jacob the crackhead who touches men?" "Yeah he giving that guy over there a blow job"
by Tyrone678 December 19, 2013
1. A name that 2 out of five guys will have.
Fucking everybody you meet will be named Jacob.
2. A very boring and cliche name for a guy whose jock strap is a bit too tight.
Person 1: "Hey, man! What's you're name again?"

Person 2: "Name's Jacob, homie"

Person 1: "Figures..."
by The Best Bear March 30, 2013
jacob is an undercover jerk. he acts like the sweetest most amazing guy EVER. but then you realize how big of a dick he is....
At First:
Brandi: "I'm just another wide-eyed girl who's desperately in love with you."
Jacob: "Aww your not just another girl you are something special in the world your BRANDI<3 your the best your my best i <3 you"
Brandi: ***feels like the luckiest girl in the world***

Afterwards:

Brandi: "Jacob, what's going on with us?"

Jacob: "I thought you were sweet at first. I told you I was just kidding about that other girl, and I was gonna ask you out today, but now your just a bitch."

Brandi: ***walks away crying***
by brandi. September 27, 2013
Typically a sexy ginger. Like of all the gingers, they are at the top.
Do you want some ginger? Yeah, I love me some Jacob.
by TheOne&OnlyManders December 22, 2012
A person who is known as 'Jacob' will seem kind at first, but actually turn into a dragon at night. They know much about geographic issues, modern history, literature and various aspects of drama. People named Jacob are attracted to Japanese girls Nodoka, typically have blonde hair and blue eyes, and also enjoy singing in their past time. He talks with a Japanese accent most of the time, whilst luring girls into his tutoring business to only change into his dragon formation to eat them. Beware.
Kim: Jacob offered me some tutoring yesterday, I didn't want to accept as there has been a mysterious pattern of girls going missing after his tutoring groups.
Bridget: Yes I have noticed that, my mumma warned me about those dangerous boys.
by GEOGRAPHYFTW325 October 15, 2012
Jerks off to his mates girlfriend
"I heard Jacob jerked off to Jareds girlfriend."
"No Doubt"
by Jared Knoll December 11, 2012
(This applies to some Jacobs only) Rude, inconsiderate, a backstabber, and has the filthiest mind around. No really, he won't shut up. Ever. He constantly makes fun of you and doesn't like you for who you are. He and his brainwashed drone tend to walk around the school making gross, impolite, or unfunny jokes. If you see a Jacob, make sure he's one of the good ones before you talk to him. This kind I'm describing will usually think that everything he says is hilarious and that everyone loves him. He apparently doesn't know how to apologize, and believes that he's never wrong. Oh yeah, and the bad Jacob likes to spread rumors and start drama. Be careful around Jacobs, some can be really cool people but others...
"Hey did you see that new kid, Jacob?"
"Yeah but I think he's one of the Bad Jacobs."
"Why?"
"Let's see, he makes fun of everyone he meets, he won't quiet himself for one second, and can't stop making filthy jokes."
by SpartaOver9000 May 28, 2013

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