(noun, plural) Balls, testicles, nuts. A popular term in Cockney rhyming slang. Taken from Jacobs crackers, a cracker manufacturer, it rhymes with knackers, which is itself a popular British slang term for balls. Used to great effect by Brick Top in the Guy Ritchie film "Snatch."
If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off!
by Talmanes December 01, 2005

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romantic and very loving person
vary kind hearted
a fighter and a lover
bold
has anger issues often
falls for girls easy but gets over them well
never scared of anybody
and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever met said brittney.
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A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.
Sally: Hi Jacob!!

Jacob: Hi Sally :]

*Sally melts into a little puddle of unbelievable happiness*
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A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.
"Hey, is that God's brother? Nope, it's Jacob."
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A funny, sporty, sweet, smart, down to earth, gorgeous man. Knows how to say all the right things to turn your day around. Can bring a smile to your face with one look at him and your heart will race while your mind loses track of everything. Gives the best hugs on earth and is comforting when needed. He's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He can make you the happiest girl on earth. He's someone you'll never want to lose, and someone you'll never forget. He'd make the best boyfriend ever.
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undefinable, indescriable lad.
I am so in love with Jacob.
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A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the bedroom.
OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!
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is the sweetest guy you may every meet, he knows what to say and when to say it. he has most beautiful eyes;easy to get lost in. he is very easy to fall in love with. he is rarely known to break your heart. he can make you stop in you tracks and watch him walk by. when you see him all you can do is smile. is reslly good at a lot of things. he is known to make you feel lke the most beauiful person in the world. he wont ever understand why you love him as much as you do even if he says he does he really doesnt. he'll never make you do something you dont want to. and he is always the first one to apologize. he'll never lie, and he'll tell you what he thinks. he is just amazing. he is a really good friend. he is really funny someone to keep you laughing. he is the one you'll pick over your own boyfriend, even if your madly in love with your bofriend. jacob is maybe one of the most perfect guys in the word! you'll fall right in love with him the minute you see him.
girl:jacob!
jacob: hey i was just thinking about you!
girl:what about me?
jacob:just you. i wanted to talk to you just thinking about you.
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