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1. jackweed
A real elmore, clown, maroon, or fuck up.
I would call you a jackass but jackweed sounds better.
2. Jackweed
Someone who acts like a total jackass and is a Dickweed at the same time. Jackweek
I can't believe how much of a Jackweed Myron is being today.
3. jackweed
Someone who is like an assclown, moron, idiot, ect.

I thought it up one day.
The jackweed in the honda cut me off.

Kile is a jackweed.
by Captain Awesome Feb 24, 2005 add a video
4. jackweed
One who causes undue stress or pisses you of in everyday activitys, suck as driving, your boss perhaps, some fag friend you like to make fun of.
Similar to fucktard, moron, idiot ect.

I just thought it up one day.
Some JACKWEED in a civic cut me off the other day.

Kile is a JACKWEED.
by Captain Awesome Feb 23, 2005 add a video
5. jackweed
Just yet another word for dipshit, asswipe, loser moron, assclown, only I like the sound of it better.

My greatest word invention yet.
Kile is a jackweed, and he never gets any poontang.
by Captain Awesome Feb 25, 2005 add a video
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