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Ever watch the show "My Name is Earl"? Well, take all the characters, multiply them by 500,000, and you got Jacksonville: the most racist, backward, inbred city of cretins in America. A NASCAR lover's utopia of mullets, beerbellies, crooked cops (see the documentary "Murder on a Sunday Morning" to know I'm not lying), and people with unforking family trees.

Jacksonville City Government is controlled by a Church/Cult/Hypocrisy center that keeps Jacksonville the badly dressed laughing stock of the other designer label Florida cities.

Full of fat chicks with supermodel attitudes. EVERY, and buddy, I mean E-V-E-R-Y girl over the age of 16 is an unwed mother. The favorite vacation spot for most inhabitants is jail. The general landscape resembles a half occupied strip mall filled with vagrants and no end in sight, but people who live there love to say that it's the hottest city in Florida (snicker).

KKK membership is mandatory to become a cop or city councilman. They have a beautiful new library that is always uncrowded, surprise, surprise.

In summary, Jacksonville, Florida is the only city that a Category 5 hurricane would actually improve.
Jacksonville, FL is a whole city populated by "Earl's" brother.
by T The Scribe April 23, 2007
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a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.
Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.
by KRHimself February 26, 2005
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Jacksonville Florida. A beautiful little city nestled on the east coast against the Atlantic Ocean. With its close proximity to Georgia one might associate it with its neighbor 90 miles north, but one visit to Jacksonville will immediately change your mind. The glory of Florida summers and the mild winters of southern Georgia packaged into one makes for one breathtaking city.

I recommend visiting Atlantic Beach, just fifteen minutes east of the heart of Jacksonville. Atlantic Beach, a small seashore community with bleached white sand and great surf, ranging from placid lake to Great Rapids torrent. Take your pick.
Before trip to Jacksonville: "Oh yeah, Jacksonville... that city that held the Super Bowl..."

After trip to Jacksonville: "Oh my Gosh! It was so beautiful! When can I get back?!"
by Guru of prepness March 30, 2005
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City in NorthEast Florida, hosted the 2005 Super Bowl. Pwns Orlando in every possible way. Best city in America.
Tourist 1: Wow that city is kool! It's better than Orlando!

Tourist 2: Must be Jacksonville!

Tourist 3: Jacksonville is full of people with the bling!
by Bob March 24, 2005
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Home. The spawning pleace of many great bands (Lynyrd Skynyrd, Evergreen Terrace). And also, some not so great ones (Limp Bizkit, Through Thick and Thin). Its the largest city in the U.S area wise. People say population is what matters, but fuck that shit. We may not have all that much, but at least we can fit them comfortably. So places like "Miami's Metro Area" can keep their 50 or what ever million people. At the end of the day, I dont go home to an overcrowded town house neighborhood, full of illegal immigrants. The only thing Miami does for anybody is supply the largest amount of Cubans known to man. And nobody gains anything from that.

Jacksonville is the only place to have two Top 10 Best High Schools in the United States, and then 15 minutes away have a school so bad its run by the government.

Jacksonville has about 20-30 ghettos, if you get technical. And about 50,000 kids who like to think that they're in a "crew".

Jacksonville has the 2nd best Hardcore scene in the U.S. 1st is Boston, 3rd is Ocala, and 4th is Miami. But fuck Miami.

We have 7 bridges, and just as many beaches. But most of them are over-crowded with slutty girls and 20 year old men who think they can lift a car.

Jacksonville has the largest death rate in all of the U.S behind Detroit, and possibly L.A.

If you talk shit about someone in Jacksonville, you will be jumped. Its almost mandatory.

Fuck people who say Jacksonville is full of Rednecks. They don't know shit, or either had a bad experience. Jacksonville is mostly uptight old people who hate kids like my friends and I. Despite the thought that Jacksonville is a redneck run, racist to death, cousin fucking, NASCAR loving city, come take a visit. Youll see it is the opposite.

It is in fact run by Satan himself. Who also goes by The First Baptist church. Seriously, fuck them. Evergreen Terrace has a song on their new album "Wolfbiker", that is dedicated to TFBCOJ. "We are the wicked, who walk these streets, down by the lighthouse, on the Riverside", is a lyric in the song after the Church slandered every Hardcore kid who has gone to a show at Thee Imperial(The best venue in the World, R.I.P). They called them all demons, and spawns of Satan. That we contribute nothing to society. But thats not true. Were not evil.

Pretty much, Jacksonville is a very nice place, if you know where your going, and who your talking to. Come visit us. Ill party with you.

P.S-Duval is the best county. Fuck what cha heard.
Jacksonville bends Miami over the couch and rapes it with a meat tenderizer.
by Arlington904Duval July 10, 2008
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A City in Northeast Florida, known also as Duval, "Da BangEm", and 904 etc.

Jacksonville is a unique city. With one of the top three murder rates in the country, 7 beaches within 20 miles, a river that runs straight through it (one of two rivers in the world that runs north), and the largest land mass of any city in the United States, its anything but ordinary.

With one of the largest ghettos in the country, (Northside/Westside) its hard not to have a large murder rate. And we do.

Jacksonville is a diverse city, with some of everything, Latinos, Whites, Blacks, and is definatley not the Nascar loving city many people think it to be.

Most tourists come to jacksonville for the beaches, or for the superbowl that was held in 2005.

Many Famous musical artists came from jacksonville, such as lynyrd skynyrd, young cash, red jumpsuit apparatus, shinedown, yellowcard, 38. special, florida boys, along with many more.

Jacksonville is also home to the Jaguars, arguably one of the most Gangsta NFL teams, with players like Reggie Nelson and Rashean Mathis.

All in all, Jacksonville is a great city, and im proud to represent da 904.

All these other haters cant handle the beast of the south that is DUVAL.
"Hey, did you catch the Jags game last nite where Mathis intercepted Rothlisberger twice and ran for touchdowns?"

"Yeah, nothin but straight G's come outta J-ville"

"There are also a few bands of Vigilantes operating in the 904, such as J.I."

"WTF"

"Jacksonville"
by Von Fuchs July 02, 2009
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a mystical land in northern florida that has bred many bands and reality show contestants. once that city with the beautifull beaches and river. now we have 20 feet of beach and about...a million condos. were an okay town. i mean we have alot of concerts come so... yeah were a pretty nice town.
(ME)you know JACKSONVILLE the home of wes borland, dirty, limp bizkit, red jumpsuit apparatus, lynrd skynryd, yellow card, 38 special, and ME. (YOU) oh condo land. (ME)i wasnt always like that!!!
by oxblacklambxo July 10, 2006
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A city in In Northern Florida approximately 30 miles south of the Georgia state line. A city ran by the mojorly hypocritical First Baptist Church of Jacksonville. Also ran as a dictatorship for the majorly uptight neurotic Moral Majority, Semi-professional Redneck, Good-ol-boy system.
First Baptist Church of Jax, The better
Jacksonville planning Authority and just about any over confident, arrogant for no real reason, completely Stupid fucking redneck groups.
by The Regulator April 15, 2005
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