Jackson Pollock 

When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock

I'm going for a Jackson Pollock

Jackson Pollock by Nicholas O'Reilly March 1, 2017

Jackson Pollock 

Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!

Jackson Pollock by greddm August 13, 2011

jackson pollack 

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out to pause and contemplate your next masterpiece, then you violently splatter-paint her face with jizz.

Bruce was drunk while getting head from his girlfriend so he decided to Jackson Pollack her face, and then later auction it off once he sobered up.

jackson pollack by Musclepants July 11, 2006

jackson pollock face paint 

While engaging in reverse cowgirl anal sex the rider will receiving an anal cream pie. The rider will then stand up over the face of their partner and fart. This results in bits of semen and feces covering the partner’s face resembling a Jackson Pollock painting.

Remember how that chick from the bar said she was an artist. Turns out she only does Jackson Pollock face paint.

jackson pollock face paint by DancemasterJ October 10, 2020

Jackson Potluck 

n. a non-traditional painting comprised of feces collected from around the neighborhood or church group (especially that of Karen and Becky) that is then smeared, strewn, and splattered upon a canvas as if they were the different colors in a Jackson Pollock painting.

Those cunty bitches are so plastic, they’d spend money on a Jackson Potluck if their queen bee said to.

Jackson Potluck by Webster3.1 February 15, 2020

Jackson Pollocked 

When you have explosive diarrhea and it splatters on the back of the toilet bowl resulting in an abstract expressionist 'movement'

I could not use that stall because someone Jackson Pollocked all over it.

Jackson Pollocked by SwedishNinja April 29, 2010

Jackson Pollock 

When a person vomits and it results in a wild abstract pattern on the ground, wall or floor.

He had some bad clams and vomited a huge Jackson Pollock on the wall.

Jackson Pollock by bjmike February 10, 2010