blind-eye Jackson 

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.

"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."

blind-eye Jackson by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019

sleepy eyed jackson

When someone is asleep and another male whacks off and blows his load in the sleeping victims closed eyes. When victim wakes up he has a crusty substance in his eyes.

Dude, I think your dad gave me the sleepy eyed jackson last night.

sleepy eyed jackson by Jeff "Sloppy Joe" Lundquist December 29, 2003

Jackson 5 across the eyes 

It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.

Coined by Black Dynamite

If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.

I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.

Jackson 5 across the eyes by Mad Malc November 30, 2015

Jacksonese 

Jacksonese is a language created and used by Moonwalkers. It's a mixture of Michael Jackson song titles, quotes and catchphrases.

Example of Jacksonese
Girl: What did you do this weekend??
Moonwalker: Well, I went to a club and I met this girl called Billie Jean and she started arguing and before I knew it we were fighting. There was so much Blood On The Dance Floor and she was about to Walk Away but I was like, I Can't Let Her Get Away...

Jacksonese by BeckyMoonwalker April 30, 2014

Jacksonee 

A loyal fan of Michael Jackson, an American singer. Usually this fan will be quiet obsessed and have a bedroom devoted to him.

Person 1. "This is my bedroom.."
Person 2. "Wow.. look at all this Michael Jackson stuff!"
Person 1. "Yeah. I'm a Jacksonee."

Jacksonee by Mee.12345678910 May 20, 2011