Jackson B. 

A college trombone player who is sassy as hell and only comes to help the marching band 5 days out of the season. He wear basketball player socks and always has his tip of the toe on the turf.

Sarah: Dang is that Jackson B.?
Me: Yea, he's gonna make us do so much running:(

Jackson B. by Flutie flute potato November 12, 2021

Jackson Bence-Collin 

An absolute specimen of a human being, the ultimate king. He is the chode of all chodes, some call him King Chodus.

Guy #1 - Woah, that guy is such a chode.
Guy#2 - Yeah, thats Jackson Bence-Collin.
Guy#1 - What a chode!

Jackson Bence-Collin by Wrangle August 8, 2018

Jackson Browne 

The mental state one feels, or is in, when going long periods without sleep.

Based on Jackson Brownes hit 1977 Running on empty... stats to follow:

Released December 6, 1977 on Asylum Records (6E 113)
(RIAA Certified Gold on 12/28/77 and Platinum on 8/25/78)
(RIAA Certified Multi-Platinum on 12/12/97. 5 Million Sold)
(RIAA Certified Multi-Platinum again on 9/6/01 for 7 Million Sold)

Whew man, I'm a little Jackson Browne today... I need to catch some shut eye.

Question: How do you do it? You work all day and party all night...

Response: Jackson Browne man, Jackson Browne...

Jackson Browne by Monica Smothers September 17, 2007

Samuel Jackson Beer 

Featured on Chapelle's Show, Samuel Jackson Beer is a parody of Samuel Adams Beer commercials. The sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed Samuel L. Jackson (played by Dave Chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing Colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.

"Samuel Jackson Beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger!"

Samuel Jackson Beer by You Can't Kill the Metal July 6, 2006

samuel jackson beer 

Good mother fucking beer mother fucker! It'll get ya drunk.

I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!

samuel jackson beer by Morganism July 20, 2008

michael jackson bad 

Anything that is intended to be good but is defined as "bad".

"...she Michael Jackson bad, I'm attracted to her, and her attractive ass."
-Lil Wayne

michael jackson bad by yungbuck January 4, 2016

jackson blue

A really, really awesome DJ on boston's number 1 hit music station Kiss 108. hes pretty sick i'm not gonna lie.

also known as SHABU SHABU SHMIZZZ!
(a drug)

HEY LOOK there's jackson blue!

or

hey do you have any shabu, or shmiz?

jackson blue by Emily108 May 28, 2008