jackoslam

To take a shit in a pumpkin, and set it on a friend's porch

I smeared in my pants trying to jackoslam

jackoslam by Paccali November 13, 2002

jackblammer 

Cycling term often used to describe badassery while biking.

This morning I jackblammered up the hill so fast on my bike that I nearly had a heart attack

jackblammer by loiseaueslemot August 17, 2010

Jackslap 

a common term used by military firefighters, meaning to "dust of the bitch slap" or to "Slap you with the back of one's hand". This is commonly used from one soldier to another if someone says or does something stupid, pushes just the right buttons, or irritates another soldier.

"Soldier, I will jackslap the cowboy piss out of you if I don't get my goddamn newspaper back!"

Jackslap by Bryan H. September 13, 2006

jackslap 

v. - a severe and often extremely painful beating. Thus usually used only for intimidation purposes

ie.. "if you don't stop that shit I'm gonna jackslap you like a monkey"

jackslap by Zman July 18, 2004

jackslaverne 

jack is super good at edits!! If you follow, or herd of him you would know. jack has really improved through the time he has been in zoe lavernes fandom, zoe is a famous tiktoker and instagrammer. she has millions of fans that look up to her.

“that edit is super good!!” - a person seeing jacks edit off of zoes story
“that’s jackslaverne, he’s really talented!” -a zoe fanpage

jackslaverne by ab0101 November 4, 2019

saint jackolas

a devious one, most likely to be found on a checkers board protecting Sir Blanket of Neverland. not a very good guard in fact, as the scent of small children (male more likely) will easily lead him astray. will corner anyone he can and ply them with Jesus Juice.

"an angry bugger, always up for a chase, and never leaves without his prize" - Rob McLean

saint jackolas by failure33object April 22, 2005

jackolas 

An absolute unit. This person is usually refereed to as the poone god. Steph curry often wishes he could shoot 3’s as well as jackolas. Jackolas is the type of guy to hit a 360 no scope while fucking your bitch. This kid is an absolute machine and the world is lucky have him. P.S. Jackolas is better than everybody 6”5’ and taller.

Wow is that jackolas I heard he’s better than will

jackolas by Gene joat December 2, 2018