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1. condom hat
Any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumbass high school jackoffs typically wear. Usually seen while listening to Linkin Park and picking their nose/ass.
Anyone who wears a condom hat should have their ass kicked.

Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.
by Marquiz May 1, 2003 share this
2. prancing pussies
the Yalie jackoffs in downtown New Haven that prance across the street like little pussies...the prance is not a walk and not a jog, it's just the way a prancing pussy would prance to get to class on time
While we were driving our box truck in New Haven, John mowed down 4 prancing pussies on College Street alone.
by Yalies are Faggots Feb 20, 2004 share this
3. work horse
n. (werk hors)
1.A person who does all of the work while every one else slacks off.

2.Any thing used allot for its intended purpose.
1. Joe was out all day making deliveries while everyone was screwing off. He sure is a real work horse.

2. No one likes driving the chevy truck, that makes our ford the work horse.
4. avin'a'wank
Main Entry: u r a wanker
Pronunciation: wanking
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English wanker, present participle of you are a wanker; to be a wanker, from over + wanking and wank
1 : Wanking bird wanker
2 : One who wanks for shock value, like a parrat.
I avin'a'wank, therefore I am parrat.
5. ditzbang
(Noun) Pronounced DITS - BANG. Used to describe a person who is dense, lacking common sense, or is terminally "blonde". Usually awkward in mannerisms and apperance. Not to be confused with waterheads, retards, inbreds, jackoffs, or other stupid varieties.
Suzanne Somers portrayed "Chrissie" in "Three's Company" as a total ditzbang.....
6. Oporno's
Slang for the Australian fast-food chain Oportos.
I went over to Oporno's yesterday and got a Large Bondage Meal!
7. gunky
When a male jackoffs on his girlfriends vagina while she's sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. When she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky
I gunky my girlfriend last night and the dumb bitch was pissed in the morning!
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