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When you have a hot horny chick and instead of doing her you go and masterbate to porn in the bathroom on the toilet .... cum in a piece of toilet paper and not flush. Then pretend u were taking a shower. Or only have sex 1 1/2 times in a year type.
Knock knock.... on bathroom door!

no answer....... whispering "well thats my little jackoff addict"
by confusedgirlwantstocumcuzhim October 02, 2013